J came into the office needing a new outfit after spilling water all over himself. I told him to sit down and wait while I ran upstairs to get some clean clothes. When I came back downstairs he was rolling all over the carpet we had recently installed saying “mom, this rug is so soft.” And when I laughed he said “Did you pick this carpet out for me? Because you know I like soft?” I have no idea where this stuff comes from.
