Taggies.

One day, some entrepreneur noticed that babies are obsessed with playing with the tags on their toys.  So that person invented a line of toys appropriately named “Taggies.”  They’re toys with tags all over them for babies to play with.  Great idea, right?  Not so much.  This chick is not fooled by the “fake” tags on the Taggies.  She much prefers the “real” tags on her non-Taggie toys.  #can’tquitefigurethatout